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幽默笑话大全英文
当然可以。下面是一些幽默的英文笑话，希望你会喜欢：
1. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don"t have the guts.
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. What’s black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. Why don"t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
10. Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
这些笑话涵盖了从文字游戏到双关语的不同类型，希望能带给你一些欢笑！如果你需要更多或者有特定的主题要求，请随时告诉我。
2025好笑的笑话
以下是一个2025年的好笑笑话：
有一天，一只乌龟走进了一家酒吧，坐在吧台前点了一杯酒。酒保好奇地看着这只乌龟，问它：“喂，伙计，你为什么这么慢？”乌龟瞪了他一眼，回答道：“你想，如果你的家也在你背上，你会急着回去吗？”
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